Ok so there are a few "girls" out there who seriously need to learn a few simple, basic rules if they ever want to become women! Here are just a few...feel free to add more if I forget some!
#1 Never assume a man is single! Ask! And be 100% certain he is telling the truth BEFORE pursuing him!
#2 Beauty is pain! Perfect eyebrows get that way thru plucking or waxing, smooth legs same deal, long sexy legs means high heels and workouts! Suck it up!
#3 Don't post pics of yourself in your underwear or swimsuit on your facebook or other social networking site! Unless you are an underwear model no one wants to see your jiggle but you and your man!
#4 Don't change who you are and what your values are to be with a man! Eventually he will leave and you will be left wondering who the hell you are!
#5 Flirt to get free drinks, discounts on shoes and handbags but NEVER EVER take it past getting said freebie! (unless your single then ho it up as you see fit)
#6 Just because you freely admit to being a slut while giggling and jiggling does NOT make it ok! At the end of the day-you're still a slut! Admitting doesn't make it ok!
#7 Treating your girlfriends like shit because your man doesn't like them is NOT OK! And furthermore don't expect them to be there for you when that douchebox dumps you flat on your ass!
#8 Yes you need to learn how to cook! Get over and just do it!
#9 After a certain age they are no longer pigtails they are handlebars and that is only ok in the privacy of your bedroom!
#10 Stop being such a feminist and admit you want flowers at work and sappy cards and to have the door opened for you! Give those of us who still have hopes of romance a chance!
Ok so those are just a few rules off the top of my head! I'm sure you have more so by all means add away!
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